AIRs

So yeah, I'm pregnant.
And I'm announcing it on hA.

One of my super-rare-bouts of straight sex has gotten me knocked up. I guess that's what I get for drinking and going a long time without a screw, and having too many friends with too many inches between their legs.

I haven't told the baby's daddy yet. I'm not even sure if it's his. Yeah, there was a second guy there, and a pre-op transexual... So I don't know whose it is. I guess that's what Maury is for, right? I'll announce if I get on the show and the date it'll air so you can see me IRL. I'll try not to scream too much.

I'm actually not that mad about it, and I could care less who the baby's daddy is. Now, I don't have to make my college degrees work for me. I can just stop my pursuit and go on good old government aid. I'll even join a church group and bring my kid up as an arrow for the Quiver of the Lord. It's time for me to start living a moral life I was bought up to lead. Seeing that site made me put down the RU-486.

So I'll stick around until my Godly duty as a woman is complete (i.e. the baby pops out) and name it Christiana if it's a girl... and Christ if it's a boy. Or Chris.